Thursday, June 20, 2019

Summertime



                                                             Summertime



   Now, there are a lot of great memories of summer, wherever you're from.  At the top of my list has always been my bicycle. I still have a bike and ride it when I can. Also, way up top the list of my favorite things, apart from the seashore, of course, which is in a class by itself and demanded a long trip “down the shore” when I was younger, has to be chocolate bars and ice cream. Yes, definitely that. So the best you could do when I was a kid, was get on your bike and ride down to the drugstore and buy a “twin pop”, an ice pop of whatever flavor you chose, or a fudgsicle, a chocolate ice cream popsicle, which was a dream come true on a hot summer day - or – when Jack and Jill or the Good Humor ice cream truck would come around in the late afternoon, early evening and ring their bell and Dad would buy you an ice cream or give you a quarter to buy things for you and your younger brother, and you’d stand in line behind a bunch of neighbor kids all jumping up and down and laughing with the music from the truck and wild anticipation of the ice cream – and boy did they have good ice creams in those trucks! There was a special sound when the driver would open the door to the freezer. “Kerclunk” and the cold would come out – right out at you – and the smell and the smoke of the dry ice mixed with the sweet smell of chocolate covered ice cream would come out with it. Forget it, this was pure happy, and miles above anything the grown ups did. They just seem to have lost any hope of experiencing the pure joy of riding fast on your bike down a hill or biting into a chocolate covered ice cream popsicle on a July evening. When there was nothing – nothing at all in the way of a permanent, never ending path through the future up and up and forever of total joy – no limit – ever. Remember?
   Well – it sure did get better!! Girls. My G-d – Girls – what happened to all these pains in the neck and nuisances? They got more and more beautiful – hard to believe. Did you see that? Do you know her? Yep – an entirely new and higher plane of Happy!!
  
  

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

The Magic Tree Talks Back



                                                      The Magic Tree Talks Back

   OK - so this seems a bit silly, but, let me tell you - this is how it happens kiddo.

It was just a thought. "What if there were such a thing as a Magic Tree?" After all, there are

 fruit trees, acorn trees, maple sugar trees...Each tree has a different kind of product. I read 

a lot about medicines when I studied chemistry. Most of our actual medicines come from 

plants. Many cultures used plants to help them cure ills or heal injuries. You'd breathe the 

vapors of some plant that was burning and you'd stop sneezing or coughing. I used to think 

that smoking tobacco came from these types of cures. Then they started blaming tobacco 

for everything that was bad - probably wanted to sell their pills and didn't want any 

competition. Smoking tobacco is relaxing - it calms your nerves. They used to supply 

cigarettes with K - rations in the Army.  Not any more. They show pictures of people without 

throats on TV and tell you how bad it is. I never saw a picture of a person so messed up in 

the face and throat in my life - but there they are on TV. Glad I know about that. I wonder 

what the people look like that take their pills. Look - no one ever said that tobacco is good 

for your health, but I wonder. I can remember what a premium there was on good fresh 

American tobacco when I was over in the Middle East. You couldn't even get it - just really 

cheap - really bad Turkish junk - Egyptian tobacco - ugh - horrible. Today, tobacco is 

practically illegal. Marijuana is good for your health - it cures things - see? Come on. 

What?? 

   I was just thinking about these things - just tossing these ideas around in my mind when 

the Magic Tree spoke to me. No, I wasn't smoking anything at all...It said - "smoking  

tobacco is really rough on the lungs you know"  I looked around and thought "what?" 

"Yeah, it continued, there are all kinds of really great smelling flowers and plants - oils, you 

know - like pine - fruit trees - citrus - all kinds of stuff that actually cure ills by supplying 

missing materials to your body!! They also are continually checking up on your health. 

that's one of the things we do!!" And I swear he was looking at me...







Saturday, March 16, 2019

World Changing Events That Surpass Even Windows 10 And the ICloud



               World Changing Events That Surpass Even Windows 10 And the ICloud

                                                    Part I

   I recently checked what people thought were the most significant world events. As you would imagine - the list began with the Greeks defeating the Persians, etc. - the Roman Empire - etc. - Martin Luther - the American Revolution - we're skipping a few of course - the the Industrial Revolution, WWI and WWII - communications satellites - the internet - and Taco Bell..not exactly in that order - but close. BEWARE...THIS IS LARGELY WESTERN CIVILIZATION - and this is generally how they have been educated. None of this is necessarily true, but large parts of this history have been witnessed and recorded and you can review many books and pictures, letters and other recordings, to your own satisfaction and draw your own conclusions. Still, this is what the scrapbook of Western Man looks like. 

   The Bible also records a series of events of magnitude over a span of many centuries and generations of men. It includes names and locations as well as careful descriptions of names of persons and families, tribes of persons, plants and animals, struggles, pleasures and pains,  and a current of "life can be tough - get used to it" - and - here's what's good and here's what's bad - so if you mess up don't say I didn't warn you. "This world is not a resort, you are dead meat no matter what you do, so you'd better listen up and make the most of the time you're here." 

   Most people are turned on somewhat by the challenge, do the best they can to stay out of trouble, and try a thing or two all their own to make a name for themselves...

   If you've read down this far, you haven't wasted your time. This world's power structure has recently changed - and - that's very good for all of us. We're looking at a much brighter future, despite thousands of years of sinking deeper and deeper into the mud and confusing hopelessness with.life. It's not supposed to be that way. 

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

The first Kosher Deli in the Middle East

The first Kosher Deli in the Middle East

   
   My brother Denny and I sold our house and most everything else we owned, bought tickets for an El Al flight to Lod, Israel and were off to a brand new start in life. My father had passed away and it seemed like a good time to take a long vacation. We had much to learn about who we were - or thought we were - or even where we were. 
   I remember a short stocky man with a beret in the airport when we arrived. He carried a stalk of bananas over his shoulder. This was different. This was not going to be the same as I thought. A camel's head passed by the high window of the Hebrew language  classroom we sat in on the first day of classes in Carmiel, Israel. The class tittered. It was not expected, but there he was. What was this country really about? 
   There was a general enthusiasm among the Israelis. They had just won an impossible war. It was like David vs Goliath. The whole world expected Israel to be crushed and instead they beat the pants off of a hundred million Arabs. It was, indeed, amazing. This is what drove me to decide to find out what Israel was about - to take a break in my own struggles and look at things from another perspective, while I had the opportunity. 
   There were some problems, of course, that were totally unexpected. Imagine, just imagine for a moment; Israel, a country where you would expect everything to be Jewish - you know - bagels, lox, kosher pickles - corned beef specials. Forget it. The only bagels in Israel might have been at the King David Hotel - maybe - but certainly not on the menu. How can Israel be a Jewish country without bagels and lox? You think I'm kidding you! I'm not!! The closest corned beef special was, perhaps, one thousand miles away in in the south of France!! - if that!! "Jewish" was not Jewish - not the Jewish I learned! No way. This was all explained to me by a classmate in The Ben Gurion University of the Negev when we were studying "instrumentation" for chemical analysis. He was an American like myself. "These people are not Jewish Bill"  He was religious and wore his kippah everywhere. He was also a very bright student and was doing his master's degree. He must know what he is talking about.    ...In fact both he and I were Ashkenazim (European Jews) as opposed to most of the Israelis who were Sepharadim (Spanish or Jews from North Africa and the Middle East). In fact, it would become much clearer to me later that the Jewish I knew about was really "Europe". Indeed - My father's family were from Lithuania - "Litvaks" and my mother's family were from Ukraina - Kiev - the Ukraine - the home of stuffed cabbage and possibly corned beef. Who knows? I sure didn't. Where was I? My Israeli born wife, who's dad was from Berlin, and mom from Holland, had maybe an inkling of what I was talking about and could cook up matzo ball soup, still looked at me funny when I tried to explain what a corned beef special was - or corned beef at all. Instead she'd fry up some "Schnitzel - or turkey fried like veal with breadcrumbs and sauce. It was actually pretty good. She made eggs with tomatoes and I don't know quite what, but it was called "Shakshuka"  and was and is very popular in Israel. Before I go any further here, two things that are very important. One, the bread in Israel is incredibly good - so are the breakfasts. Eggs and fresh vegetables, sour cream - all garden fresh and very nutritious. Israel has a climate all its own of course and thousands of years of tradition for preparing local dishes - all excellent. Two, I lived in Judea - the ancient and modern home of the Jewish (Judean people) - it was very Jewish - totally Jewish there - only I was thousands of years behind and thousands of years away from my ancestral homeland. 
   After the Ulpan (teaching center) in Carmiel,  my brother and myself moved to Bat Yam, where I'd met my future wife and decided to work at cooking up something that would seem like home. Pizza. Which at that time was totally impossible. Maybe it was the lack of seasoning, the wrong dough, maybe the tomato sauce or the cheese. Who knows? It didn't work. Didn't even come close. Right around the corner though was a stand with an electric spit and lamb on a rotisserie which a guy sliced as it turned and put the meat into a pita with vegetables and sauce. Heavens - here it was - the Middle East - Deli - these guys knew what they were doing!! They call it Shwarma - wow - beats corned beef any day of the week!! It wasn't long and we began to catch on. You're not going to find Vermont Maple Syrup on the bayou in Louisiana - or fresh brook trout in Saudi Arabia - or probably not. But, goodness, Israel and the Middle East have their share of very fine food - and believe me - it's totally Jewish - and kosher too!!...















Friday, January 25, 2019

...it's not real until the money's in the bank...



...OK - so it's a strange title! Let's call it different. Whatever you call it, it still rings true - most everyplace on this world where they honor VISA credit cards. "It is a very strange world we live in Master Jack."
     Making things happen is at once a very simple thing to do and again a very difficult thing to do at times. I feel proud that we were able to come out from under - literally - this road accident as well as we did. I still feel bad about Tuffy. I miss Tuffy still, but I sure do appreciate our new vehicle. Four years newer - approximately the same low mileage - and so many fine things and qualilties. Most of all the newness and feel of it. All leather upholstery, power everything - a seat warmer - the satellite radio - the cargo space - the ride - and I haven't even had it out of 4wd yet!! It seemed to be running a bit rough when we stopped on the I-91 overpass today - but I don't know. It was a very bad day to drive with all the black ice. I kept it close to 20 mph even on the best surfaces. Pulling out from the bank I scrunched against something - got out and checked - only low rocks and stuff that the tire went over - thank you!! We'll see. We have full power train warranty for about six years or something. Lot's of great coverage eh? And, of course, we have Corin and his Trusty crew - the in-charge of the advanced Sea Organization - good grief  - and I thought all was incredibly great already on our last cycle of - getting to know the next person better...Wow - we are doing just great...
   Have so many calls to make...

Saturday, January 5, 2019

...miracles...


...miracles are what saved this ship. In fact, this ship is just about constructed of miracles. We had just about lost all contact with reality. My story, our work, simply didn't take, and not for the first time or ten thousandth time or many more either. Each time was new - each time was "it"" - the time. The time that it would take and we would be - yes - in the universe of creation, and, the difference this time was that it worked!! There's no ha ha like the last ha ha when the last ha ha is "it"...Many of you will be wondering - "what in the world is he talking about?"- so let me explain. It's what you say it is. It always is - in fact. except most of the time, what you say it is, gets mixed up with stuff that you actually didn't author at all. It gets mixed up with a nightmare you had when you were six years old and have since forgotten about. It gets mixed up with a TV commercial that hooked some of your attention and fed it back to you when you slept. It gets altered by someone who simply didn't like you and who nearly habitually nixes anything you might originate. So, you fix this up and that up and stop watching that commercial or speaking to that person who simply doesn't like you - and more - much more - and again and again - and yes, finally it's opening night and you're "on" in this universe that's moved along with our ideas - and it works. You know it when it works. It all goes right and it is very very special. This happened last night - live on a phone call that I so much wanted to hear. Like when the girl turned and smiled back at you and said what you always wanted to hear - like when your dad bought you that new bicycle you wanted so much - but much much broader and brighter - because now your magic wand - which we all have by the way - writes the truth and it happens. And what secret turned the trick you might want to ask - or should have asked - and I'll tell you. People - people are much much more than you have been going along and thinking, and in the universe of people, they are very particular about which scripts they will pick up and read and which they will not. And, when they find a story they really like - well - they'll let you know...

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Darn


                                                             Darn it all 


...Here I was, happy as I've ever been and going a bit quickly for icy conditions as I neared my house on the country road. Swish swash swish and over the embankment - lost control and wound up upside down on the snowy ground. I don't even like to write it. The memory grates and I blame me for letting it happen. I'm a very good driver - and careful too - and I take very good care of my pick-up - I love my pick-up - Ruffy Tuffy I call him. Now, he's sitting at an auto repair station - unhappy as can be - roof dented in - the passenger side window broken out where they pulled me out. I was in disbelief - a nightmare become solid. Nothing I could do but blow the horn and squeak out - "help me" - good grief,,,about two hundred yards from my house on the way back from a haircut and a purchase of new packet of white paper for the printer. Well, at least the insurance had car rental assistance and I can get around - for another week. Five hundred dollar deductible for the repairs - I hope. I need Ruffy Tuffy back - I pray for his speedy recovery and return to our cozy garage - well sometimes too cold in the winter garage. Working so hard and things going down hill. The only sensible hope I have is that it's on the way to something better - that this dormant weakness that had been somehow able to affect my day in such a terrible way - will erase and leave a wider and deeper future very much the opposite in effect - a better Ruffy Tuffy pick-up truck and better roads as well. I didn't really want to write this story, but it had to be done....